Larrys Fan Club

Note to parents:
Letters to Larry will be posted with child's first name only
and Larry's reply. Larry does not keep email addresses.

Dear Larry I have a problem I hope you can help me with. I am a Barbados sheep living with horses in Arizona. The two-legs who lives here thinks I should eat weeds. This is not fair. The horses get hay and other goodies but when I try to eat the horse goodies two-leg chases me away. How did you get your two-legs to let you be a house sheep? I really think this is discrimination. Even the dogs get special privileges -- their food is in a bucket on the porch -- and she throws grain to the stupid chickens. I'm the only one who has to get his own grub and it's so unfair. John Deere

Dear John Deere, Baaaad attitude friend! She is not a two-legs, she is the Boss Ewe, ruler of the barn, from whom all good things flow. Think of her with respect and love. Show her that you love her & that you are sweeter than her other subjects and she will reward you with treats and good scratchings. Larry